thoughts of a lettuce leaf

this lettuce gets fit ( ok trys treadmill for an hour )

Tue, 23 Aug 2005 02:02:16 +0200

so this lettuce has decided to get fit yet again Hah walked into gym nearly fainted was told by recptonist bare in mind just walked through doors " hey stranger do u know u ve not been in for 105 days" so after picking myslef up of the floor from embaressment and trudging up the stairs thinking to myself its worth it honest it is will feel better for it and so on, i get myself ready for the one thing i dread nore then anything else the treadmill, i swear it eats people alive. My personal trainer to be is like ok do 20 mins u'll be fine ( my brain is screaming noooo would rather do 20 mins of stomach crunches then this ) 20 mins later i climb of looking more like a beatroot then a lettuce leaf . yes i know it helps its ment to be the best thing to tone everywhere up but whoever thought up that machin is a sadist i swear.

rest of gym was fine am looking forward to the new improved leaf but if i dont appear on here again its because the dam thing ate me

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rambles of a lettuce leaf

Mon, 15 Aug 2005 02:43:39 +0200

ok so this week has been one of thoose weeks when u have to sit and wonder whats the point after searching for answers i have decided that i have no idea whats going on, no clue as to how im suposed to work out whats going on and no incling to do so..confused i know i am.

This lettuce leaf is considering feeding itself to a tortoise!

It the great sceame of things i wonder why am i here , what am i to do and if this is someones idea of a joke then i dont get it.

Maybe im ot ment to get it , maybe its my point in the great garden of life to be completly lost and to wander amelessly about wondering these thoughts or maybe im just mad.

You decide

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life according to a lettuce leaf

Thu, 04 Aug 2005 02:35:52 +0200

so this is new ...am not sure if this is a good or bad thing but hey whats a lettuce to do, for now im just gonna be writing poems and random thoughts that come into my head .

if you dont like it u dont read it

so after arriving back home from a week in russia and another scary plane ride ( and the usual well its safe then driving remarks which is all very well but at lest when im in a car im not gonna be falling 35 thousand feet) its back to work and reality, life goes on as usual... while i was in moscow i discovered a few things,
1) its hotter then it claims
2) never drink vodka while its hot
3) russian hotels are very very interesting esp at night ( was real eye opener)
4) if your veggie russia is not a place to go
and finaly
5) Just because u have a ticket to fly doest mena u will fly (bah to all airline companys that overbook)

And now this lettuce must sleep so so long for now until the next set of sensless thoughts spring into my head

oh and heres something to think about wrote this one night whilst watching the weather turn to mush

green is the valley . blue is the sky
life is within them dont let it die

clean is the river , the stream and the brook
once in my lifetime , now take a look

once did the wind blow through the trees
now all it reaches is the dust and the weeds

fish of all clours used to swim in the seas
now all thats left is the brown oily waves

my list could go on but i have't the time
the earth is falling dont let me die.

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